Les pilotes distraits de Northwest Airlines

Par Fred Paréo

Récemment, un avion de Northwest Airlines a continué à voler alors qu’il devait atterrer à Minneapolis.

Les deux pilotes ont continué à voler 240 kilomètres après l’aéroport.

David Letterman présente le top 10 de leurs excuses…

  • Bunch of fat guys seated on the right side of the plane made us vector east.
  • We get paid by the hour.
  • Mapquest always takes you the long way, am I right, people?
  • Tired of that show-off Sullenberger getting all the attention.
  • You try steering one of those airplanes after eight or nine cocktails.
  • Wanted to catch the end of the in-flight movie.
  • Activating autopilot and making occasional P.A. announcements is exhausting.
  • According to our map, we only missed our target by half an inch.
  • For a change, we decided to send luggage to the right city and lose the passengers.
  • Thought we saw balloon boy.

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